I’m a sucker for free shipping

I hate shopping. I hate the mall, the strip mall, the boutique experience in general – not my thang. I rarely find treasures because I lack whatever gumption required for digging through a clothes rack/goodwill box/$1 CD bin. I do however, love putting items in my imaginary online cart especially when the challenge is to meet a free shipping requirement. It’s rare that I often “continue to checkout,” it’s more the challenge and excitement of pretending I can do/buy whatever I want. (Amazon Prime is the devil because it’s practically overnight shipping, for free!) We found a couch (online of course) and the discount for new shoppers covers the shipping cost…I’m screwed. I am currently shuffling around fabric samples, making a pro/con list and getting way to excited about actually pressing “continue.”